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Tonight the 7-year-old informed me that Mom said “We could get a four-legged guinea pig” and I told him that his mother “wasn’t right in the head.”

He thought that was funny and went and told Mom what I said and she laughed.

Don’t try and 7-year-old’s compound adjective of “four-legged,” I think he just meant…well, I haven’t seen a three-legged one before. I am serious, though, about another varmint thing in the house. And when Lois informed me a couple minutes later that I could be the…